he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I have post one night stand depression
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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