You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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