i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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