The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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