I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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