You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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