Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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