Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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