Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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