everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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