Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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