MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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