Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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