susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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