Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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