and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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