He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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