you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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