I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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