Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
