i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Randomize
