You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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