I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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