Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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