so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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