Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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