our cab driver is having phone sex.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We left an ass print on the piano.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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