There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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