based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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