I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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