By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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