Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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