Do you still have your period?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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