found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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