Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
