We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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