is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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