my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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