ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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