A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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