so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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