i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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