***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can text with my tongue
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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