its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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