dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
