Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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