We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
