Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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