he wants to bone in the snuggie
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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