erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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