we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
BRING THE BAGELS
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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