but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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