toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!