I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Who put my cat in the fridge?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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