he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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