I accidentally burped into my bong.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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